撫惻與探索（國際英文版）

You probably have never heard:
such sorrowful stories, stunning epics,
suffering loves, stupid logics.

You probably have never learned:
such sordid images, sour musics,
stingy feelings, strange wisdoms.
– Nova Saintsigh, All Fool Babble-n-Boast

Please race to rate or raze even rape them.
They are all prideless, prizeless, also priceless.
– Will Shakespirit, No Neo Tonic-n-Taste

你可能從未聽說過：
這麼痛苦的愛情，悲慘的故事，
愚蠢的邏輯，震驚的史詩。

你可能從未見識過：
這麼醜惡的印象，酸腐的音樂，
奇怪的智慧，刺蜇的感覺。

笒娃聖嘆於《愚論愚誇集》

請趕快去評判、撻伐、甚至強暴他！
他們是無恥、無賞、也是無價。

蔣威震靈於《無味無益紀》

Yung was born in China, moved to Taiwan later to America. He writes in both English and Chinese, both are rather awful or very awkward

Formerly a miserable communist scientist, presently a pitiable humanist Chi-Taoist. He is also a pop-yet-para perfectionist. He devotes over sixty years
writes a single volume of quirky verses. Now here it is.

You may discover it evokes laughter and sneers, but introduces surreal secrets of health, wealth, justice and peace, also the way of building a happy paradise individually at your home and mutually on our earth.

戈筆揚在中國大陸出生成長，認台灣為第二故鄉，現住美國，用中英文雙語寫作，兩者都頗彆扭荒唐。

他原來是個可憐的共產主義科學工作者，現在是個可歎的人道主義氣道工作者，也是個可笑的完美主義者。
他努力了半個多世紀，才寫了一本怪氣詩集，現在就在這裡。

此書也可能引起你的嘲笑與嗤笑，也可能指引一條超現實的大道，關於健康財富和平與仁義，以供大家在自己家裡，以及我們共同的地球上，建立一片超自然的幸福快樂天地 。

CONTENTS

Transplants from the Author’s Website
Invitation to Visit My Website
Introduction to My Website
Introductions by My Old Friends
Purpose of My Poetry Page
Here Are My Poems

I . LOOK
The White Cloud Is Gliding
The Last Flower
A Struggling Cockroach
Two Turkeys Are Fighting

II . LAUGH
An Official’s Laugh
My Laugh
Albert’s Law
Laugh My Pants Off
Email
Happy Surgery

III . LOVE
An Encounter
The Recollection
The Dimpled
Talk about Old Capital and Spouse
Letter to a Lucky Guy
Teen Girls and Jeans
What Is Love
Lost Love
Gift Fruit (I)
Gift Fruit (II)

IV . LIKE
To the Girls
The Sweet Earth
Some Spring Submissions
Dream Poem
The Poet’s Tree
Poetry Worm

V . THOUGHT
GORY GLORY
1. The Hero
GORY GLORY
2. The Statue
GORY GLORY
3. What a Difference
GORY GLORY
4. So? or Not So?
GORY GLORY
5. After Words
Talk about the Wonder of Words
Talk about Doomsday
Bad and Good
Happiness and Human-evil

VI . HOPE
To My Coming Child
My Son Goes to School
To My Mentor Christine
To a Friendly Stranger
Can’t You Find Another Method?
For Children’s Sake
A Bag of Pomegranates to the Bride
A Basket of Peaches to the Bridegroom
Letter to the Editors (I)
Letter to the Editors (II)
A Hope to Heaven
A Hope for Humans
The Mighty Smiles
My Treasures Are On Sale
What Is Justice
Every Person Can Be a God *
When the Red Lilies Bloomed
A Poet’s Oh’s and Hopes
Little Alan on the Beach
War No More

VII . HATE
I Don’t Think We’ll Be Sorry
The Chief Reason Is I Hate
What a Frantic Fight
What a Fickle Leader
A Rascal Was Re-elected
Nine-in-One Election
Alas and Ha Ha
National Business

VIII . SIGH
To a Graceful Gal
From a Grateful Guy
Come for a Comparison
Falling Flower and Flowing Water

IX . PHILOSOPHY
Daydream
This is Not a Dream
Peony and Juniper
Heaven and Humans
Redesigned Zodiac Signs
Gods and People
Fathers and Children
Temple in My Heart
Natural Disaster and Human Massacre
Source of Turmoil
Rain and Human
Save Our World Save Our Lives
Righteous Heart and Good Deed

X . FEELING
Trees in the Rain (I)
Trees in the Rain (II)
Summer Sun at Noon
First-Rain Comes in May
Farewells to General Yu and Yang
An Apology to Julie
Japanese Are Coming
I Hold a Seashell near My Ear
The 2008 Sichuan Earthquake
The 2008 Beijing Olympic Game
Winter Night
Spring Morning
His Name Is Ciccio
Wife of Crime
Poem on a Rainy Night
Poem on a Rainy Night
Apricot Blossom
Sour Grape and Sweet Grave
Why Do Not

XI . SEX
Do You Think I’d Like Her?
Do You Think I’d Let Her?
Stupid Marriage
Excessive Sex

XII . MYSELF
A Small Flower
The Strange Globe
Wandering Folk
In the Poet's Belly
Tree and Flower
Aloe Vera and Rotten Mouth
Jet Lag
Look Long and Talk Loud
Five Photos for the Queen *
A Verse-Cake

XIII . WONDER
The Starry Night
A Strange Bird
Leaders and People
Marriage and Sex
Happy Second Birthday of Second Life
Happy Centenarian Birthday
Let’s Look at the Ocean
Why We? How We？

XIV . SORROW
A Spring Outing
An Autumn Meeting
The Escape
The Sacrifice
After Words
My Soul Is Already Away
Do You Allow Me?
An Elegy for Aunty Yi-Ming
An Eulogy for Uncle Ze-ching
High as Mountains Deep as Oceans
Blue Sky and Yellow Flowers
The Pain of Dependent Parents
A Letter to Lesnor
Talk with a Friend (I)
Talk with a Friend (II)
A Mother-day Card
On Father’s Day to My Father
Great Grace and Bloody Blubbering
Forgive and Cultivate Wisdom
Meet My Life-Saver in Siesta
I Crashed My Car
We Lost Our Trees
Pick up Our Spears
What a Tragic Trade
A Man Left His Woman
A Woman Left Her Man
He and She
She and He
She and They
They and They
He and It
Mother and Daughter
Teaching
Love Seeking
Poor Dog
Precious Poems
An Autumn Sentiment
Flower Dream
Country and House
The Present of Pest
The Winner
Six Friends Break Prison

XV . SEARCH
Children Laughing
The Blue Mountain
Really Real
Seek Perfection
Keep Sweeping
Move High
Enjoy Fly

XVI . DELIGHT
Someone Is Whistling
The Crisp Morning Hurry
Success of the Third Plenary Session
Reconciliation
Carpe Diem
A Gain at Year’s End
The Enjoyment
The Thanks

EPILOGUE
Please Don’t Laugh
Let Us Rejoice

APPENDIX
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