What the Trump?! ─ A Sane Person's Guide to Surviving in the Age of Trump

Through a series of playfully mindful exercises we will come to terms with the grief over this most shocking of election results. We will make no denials about Trump's presidency, we will sit with our anger, we will put a pin in our depression and we will embrace the next four years (please God—only four!) with the open palms of acceptance. We shall over-comb. Written and illustrated by the team that brought you The Brexsh*t Book, What the Trump?! will be your one and only guide to surviving The Donald, publishing just in time for his inauguration on January 20th.
 
Therapeutic activities include:
Get your brain working – be creative. Invent a use for Mike Pence. A hat-stand perhaps? You could hang your slogan caps there?
Forget about your worries - lull yourself off to sleep with a soothing fairy-tale about a dashing hero called Trumpunzel who unfurls his colossal comb-over to create a rope for Princess Melania to climb the mighty Trump Tower.
Try to be positive – there is only one Donald Trump and human cloning isn’t really a thing yet.
Discover your artistic side – color in the White House orange.

Steven S. Stevens is a made up author. If he did exist, he would live in London, England, and would have spent most of his career struggling to make ends meet penning various comedy vehicles spanning a Channel 4 sitcom, numerous TV pilots, a sprinkling of Kids TV scripts etc, etc. And he might possibly comprise three separate middle-aged men. Steven S. Stevens did not go to Oxford, or Cambridge either (that is if he did exist, which he doesn’t).