I'm So Full of Happy Today ― Funny Sayings and Words of Wisdom from Kids

Is there anything more likely to make you laugh or put a smile on your face than the innocent and funny remark of a child? Such remarks are not only endless, but often an endless source of joy, like these hilarious quotes:• Dylan, age 5, "Mom, did it hurt much when you gave birth to Daddy?"• Keira, age 8, "Being in love is like having a birthday in your stomach."• Miley, age 3, "When I grow up, I want to be pregnant. Or a princess."• Jayden, age 5, "Mom, how old were you when you were my age?"I Am So Full of Happy Today is a heartwarming collection of the remarkably observant, funny and wise things said by children, aged two to ten years. All of the stories have a very real and personal feel, and include the name and age of each child. These playful, sometimes “tongue-in-cheek” tales straight from the minds and mouths of kids will have you learning and laughing long after you’ve turned the last page.More from the book-Round and Round it GoesSamuel, age 4: “Mom, does the Earth ever get dizzy?”InsightfulAbigail, age 4: “Mommy, do you know why it snows?”Mother: “Hmm no, why?”Abigail: “It’s because the clouds wants to give the kids something funny to play with.”Astrology for Beginners3 girls, age 4, during nursery school lunch-break discuss zodiac signs:Jessica: “I’m a Capricorn.”Taylor: “I’m a Virgo.”Ashley: “I’m a Princess.”Jurassic DadSydney, age 7: “Dad, you’re so old you must remember what the dinosaurs looked like?”