How to Repel Friends and Not Influence People
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WHY SHOULD YOU READ THIS BOOK?
Do you want to improve your ability to develop mutually-beneficial long-term relationships, to create positive conversations, and to win favor with potential clients, employers and friends? If so this is the book for you. Writing under the pen-name of Claytron Menendez, Clay Clark teaches you through HUMOR what not to do so that you can learn what to become a person of impact and influence and a DRAMATICALLY MORE EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATOR.
TIPS TO REPEL FRIENDS AND NOT INFLUENCE PEOPLE TAUGHT IN THIS BOOK INCLUDE:
If You Don't Want to Get Honey and You Want to Get Stung, Kick Over the Beehive
A Super-Move to Become a Dull Conversationalist
How to Guarantee That People Instantly Don't Like You
Email People Constantly
You Can Win an Argument If You Yell Loud Enough
The Best Way to Make an Enemy and How to Make Enemy
Surround Yourself with Nafarrius Idiots, Dramatic Dudes, Flaky Friends and Invest Your Time Trying to Change Them
He Who Can Repel Everyone is Empowered to Sprint Naked
Creation Unavoidable at all Times
Get as Many Regrettable Tattoos as Possible While Angry,
Through the Toll Road of Life
Provide Feedback and Criticism to People Who Aren't
Depressed, Drunk or High
A Spoonful of Drano Makes the Medicine Go Down
Pet a Cat Backwards and Name it Sh@# Head
No Matter What Just Happened, One Up Everybody in Their
Asking for Your Advice
Do This and You'll Make People Hate You
A Great Way to a Bad First Impression
ABL - Always Be Late (and Always Have an Excuse That
Ultimate Moment of Triumph
The Gasoline You Can Pour on the Fires of Complaints
Make Problems Seem Unfixable and Dwell on Them without
You Believe for Being Late)
If You Do This Move You Will Certainly Be On a Collision
Trying to Solve Them
The Magical Formula That Will Cause Even Sweet Elderly
Course with Failure.
Christian Women to Give You "The Finger."
What Nobody Wants and How to Make It
An Appeal That Nobody Likes
The Movies Don't Do It, Bishop T.D. Jakes Doesn't Do It. So
Why Don't You Try It?
When Something Is Not Working, Stay Loyal To It
Be a Troll: How to Not Change People While Giving Great
Offense and Stirring Up Resentment
If You Must Find Fault. Start Off by Offending the Other
Party.
Focus On What They Did Wrong and Never Mention What
You Have Ever Done Wrong
Create a Yelp Account and Invest Hours and Hours Into
Becoming a Self-Proclaimed Restaurant Snob
No One Likes to Take Orders So Give Orders to People You Just Met, People You Have No Rapport with and People You
Are Not In Charge of A TON of Orders
Don't Ever Let the Other Person Save Face
How to Spur People On to Failure
The Big Secret of Repelling People
Never Save Money and Always Live Above Your Means Practice Poor Hygiene When the Boss is Not Looking
Choosing to Remain Poor Requires a Commitment to Jackassery
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