Christmas Unwrapped

My eyes are blurred, my brain is mush. My hands begin to tremble. I fell for those deceitful words: 'Easy to assemble.'" -Christmas Unwrapped: Lighthearted Humor to Get You Through the Holidays

If the holidays conjure up images of maxed-out credit card bills, mile-long mall lines, or that lamp from Aunt Jane that graces your abode only when she comes to visit, this colorful keepsake provides rhyming redemption.

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Rhyme master Scott Emmons approaches Christmas with a joke and a grin by offering 47 original poems, including:


* Dear Santa,
Toys get broken.
Candy's cheap.
Pets take effort.
Fruit won't keep.
Candles smell.
Clothes might clash.
Games are boring.
Please send cash.
Love, Mindy


* Grandma's Gift
Which present came from Grandma?
It isn't hard to see.
The gift wrap is the same she's used since 1943.


Book attributes include a stocking-friendly trim size and ribbon marker, along with four-color art and photography throughout.

Scott Emmons holds a doctorate in classical Greek and Latin; however, his heart is in humor. For more than 10 years, Scott has made his living writing entertaining rhymes for greeting cards. He lives in Kansas City, Mo.