Fifty Shades of Grass―Erotica for Classy Blokes

Fifty Shades of Grass – Giving love a sporting chance.Christina is trying to use Dave’s love of sport to get him into bed, but of course he has no clue and is just “stoked” he’s found a girl who adores talking about bouncers, behinds, and superb ball handling as much as he does.Fifty Shades of Blokes is a series for us guys who just don’t get all the fuss about this Fifty Shades malarkey.When handyman, Dave Woode, does some weekend work for young entrepreneur, Christina Grey, he encounters a woman who is beautiful, brilliant, and desperate to try out a ‘bit of rough’. The unworldly, innocent Dave - like almost every man before him - has no idea what’s going on, and believes Christina simply shares his passions for sports, DIY and gardening. The series follows the young couple as they embark on a passionate, double-entendre filled exploration of balls, power tools and spreading a bit of seed around.With every story written the way men would like it - incredibly short - the Fifty Shades of Blokes trilogy won’t ‘possess you’ or ‘obsess you’, but it is quite obviously a parody that will leave you asking: ‧ How do men and women ever get together?‧ How many men are really as simple as Dave?‧ What does it say about our sex lives when ‘the real books’ sell a million copies a week? N.B. This series is intended for immature audiences.