Corporate Torsos Need Not Apply

Will you rise up from your cubicle to save the world?Bob's day started with a dead colleague and ended with a mysterious, irritating stranger. Now his whole world is upside-down.Something's going wrong at Market, Research, Incorporated, and it's not just the extra comma in the name. Alice's coworkers are losing their minds and their body parts. All she wants to do is pay the mortgage on time.Soon Bob and Alice discover everything they think they know about life in Nu Jersey is wrong. They're swept up in a 'round-the-world chase, revealing long-hidden mysteries of human creation and destiny. The secret at the center of their ailing market research firm is destroying their minds and their bodies. Can they survive long enough to stop it from destroying the Earth? Corporate Torsos Need Not Apply is the exciting debut novel from author JR Pomerantz. "It's like, instead of just quietly being led away in the final chapter of Handmaid's Tale, Offred bought an AK and took the power back. Life-affirming ""Corporate Torsos Need Not Apply is the new adventure classic we all need right now." "Exactly the fun, Vonnegut-esque story you want to read in these terrifying, apocalyptic, fake-news times." "Hitchhiker's Guide buddy-adventure story meets Indiana Jones swallowed by Atlantis Gene. But with all the characters I really want to read. I couldn't put it down "Embark on your adventure today with Corporate Torsos Need Not Apply