The Magicians: What is life anyway?

"Alien invasion what alien invasion " said Lance laughing."We must exterminate their king?" said Potts."Exterminate their king? what do you think they are a cockroach infestation?" asked Lance."Worse I wouldn't wear this hat if they were cockroaches " said Potts pointing at a leather hat on his head with a plastic lining poking out."I wanted to ask you about that," laughed Lance."It is lined with velostat " Potts said."Isn't that packing stuff?" said Lance."Yes but it is an electrically conductive polymeric foil," said Potts."Did you make it yourself?" asked Lance."No I bought it from a guy in America he makes them why?" asked Potts."Why are you wearing a foil hat " asked Lance."No one can mess with my mind when I wear it " said Potts."I'm sorry somebody has already messed with your mind if you think Blue Midnight is the leader of an alien invasion he's too straight-laced to start an invasion " said Lance."Yes aliens are out there, and they are at the Whitehouse pledging friendship. The president greeted their leader," said the tv. On the tv was President Trump shaking hands with a grey x-zerracian alien."I can't believe it " Max said."I welcome our interstellar neighbours to our world and welcome them in friendship " the president said."And people think he's the antichrist " said Lance."That's the best joke yet was it you who thought it up,"said Lance his son laughing down the line."What? " Blake asked."Sending a letter me via registered post addressed to the antichrist, " Lance laughed."Strange I got one to Death," said Blake, "I thought it was a work prankster ""Well at least you weren't called pestilence or a harlot " said Max shortly."Hello Blake how are you doing?" said the masked chicken."Give me that you idiot it is not your book " Blake snapped grabbing the book from the chicken with an almost rude attitude."Hey what's with the attitude, my friend," asked the chicken shocked."You started the apocalypse and Astra is no harlot This is the Enchantress's book, not yours " said Blake, "go read your book if you want an apocalypse "