Your baby is ugly.

A comically illustrated book full of funny yet insensitive comments made by people who obviously don't agree that YOUR baby is a perfectly beautiful bundle of joy. Everyone has an opinion about babies, whether you ask to hear it or not! This book is wonderful comic relief for anyone who has a baby and a sense of humor! You'll laugh out loud at the blunt and tactless comments about babies. These baby cynics include a witch, a man in a hazmat suit, an elderly woman, a wooden puppet, a pirate's parrot, and various other strangers who share their unsolicited snarky opinions about babies. But in the end, you figure out that the only opinion that really matters is YOURS.

Is your friend worried that their baby might look like a gorilla? This hilarious book would make a perfect gift for any new mom or new dad, or anyone that will soon be a parent. Don't worry that the new parents will take it seriously; it's clear that YOU don't think their baby is ugly at all! Give it as a baby shower gift and enjoy a good laugh! For anyone who worries that their baby is ugly, they will appreciate the humor and the ultimate message that their own opinion is the one that really matters.