Immeasurable Variables

Tales of romance should be lighthearted and exultant like candy floss; releasing the heart of anchored burdens to sail on the zephyr of arrant imagination.

For Ellis Malone, midlife career change to author brings fortuitous adventure with the film adaptation of her book, delivering to lifelong cinephile Ellis, the opportunity to live her fantasy from behind the scenes. After four decades of being unlucky, Ellis is on the cusp of discovering the serendipitous splendor fate has planned for her. Assisting Ellis in navigating through these uncharted experiences, best friend, Kimmie, whether help or hindrance, provides psychosexually charged advice as a foul-mouthed personification of the human id. Although at times, Ellis' language can be a soup蔞n ribald, bawdy, or overly gratuitous with expletives, her heart is always pure, her intentions eternally true, and her wit razor-sharp. As Ellis falls in love with Alexander, she finds that the man of her dreams, is simply her heart's karmic destiny.

When the union of two souls completes them as one, the divine energy of the universe will attempt to connect them by any means possible; not complicate matters with conflict, as that is a manifestation of the human experience. For it is not anger, hate, nor envy, which breeds love, but love itself.

Regardless of one's perspective, almost everything is guaranteed to flow smoother with a positive attitude and an energetic sense of humor.