How Not to be Late Everywhere: For Adults Who Hate Adulting

How Not to be Late Everywhere: A Hilarious Guide for Adults Who Hate Adulting
By A Glorious Nobody

Are you tired of arriving fashionably late while your friends sip their lattes, rolling their eyes as you stroll in like a celebrity-only to realize you forgot your pants? Do you look at your calendar and feel equal parts dread and confusion, wondering how an adulting expert could possibly pencil in a coffee break between dog-walking, kitchen-sink improvements, and other life quests?

Fear not, fellow procrastinator! "How Not to be Late Everywhere" is your friendly, sarcastic guide to conquering the maddening circus that is punctuality without losing your mind-or your sense of humor.

Join in on a whimsical journey through the land of time management, where you'll discover practical tips wrapped in delightful wit. From crafting morning happiness rituals that don't require a personal assistant to mastering the art of saying "no" without sounding like a villain, this book is packed with laugh-out-loud scenarios and relatable anecdotes for every self-proclaimed "adult" out there!

Get ready to channel your inner time ninja as you navigate the challenges of modern life. With inspiration to unleash your scheduling skills, and a reminder that life is too short to take seriously, you'll turn tardiness into triumph.

So grab your favorite mug (we won't tell if it's filled with something stronger than coffee) and dive into "How to Not Be Late Everywhere." It's time to embrace your glorious imperfections while racing against the clock-and the inevitable cat video distraction! Who knew mastering punctuality could be this much fun? Don't just be on time, be awesome-let's do this!