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史上第一本無厘頭哲學的勵志圖文書
超另類的思考模式、超爆笑的漫畫情節、超無厘頭的圖文創作
結局讓你永遠”估唔到”
幫助他人，應多培養判斷的能力，了解當時情況，再採取適合的方法。如果沒有先瞭解對方的需求與處境，不旦無法得到預期中的成效，還很可能害自己成了幫倒忙的角色。

超感動
職業：平面設計師
血型：B
專長：偷懶、摸魚
星座：雙子
興趣：線上遊戲本書的主角，慵懶散漫，是個標準的腐女，同時也是位月光族，樂觀是她最大的優點，有傻大姐的豪邁性格，最喜歡的人是自己的老爸，父女感情融洽，最害怕的人是本書出版社主任（惡魔大人），無厘頭的個性是她最大的特色。
經歷：奇摩人氣部落客，復興美工畢業，現為soho族。曾入圍《華人部落格大賞》幽默項目決選，《百萬部落客》第二名、曾任職大賣場美工企劃人員，廣告公司平面設計師。美麗文靜的外表，無厘頭的個性，讓你永遠”估唔到”(猜不到)。
譯者簡介
常被誤認為Brad Pitt
學歷： 英國曼徹斯特大學商學院研究生, 台灣大學心理學碩士第一名畢業.
經歷：現為英國人力資源發展協會(CIPD)高階會員, 曾任職於Burberry(倫敦), 曼聯足球隊(曼徹斯特), 中文學校(曼徹斯特), 台大心理系助教(台北).

●感情哲學：The Philosophy of Love

愛情不該盲目：Love should not be blind.

候補：Candidate

感情需要雙方面的付出：To support each other is a key factor in maintaining a relationship.

表達心意也是門學問：Find the right way to demonstrate sincerity.

誠實：Honesty

尊重對方的隱私：Respect the privacy of others.

可以寵愛，但決不溺愛：Love her but don't spoil her.

影響：Influence

與其找藉口倒不如坦白自我：Tell the truth rather than find an excuse.

浪漫：Romance

●職場哲學：The Philosophy of Work

投其所好的推銷技巧：Meet the needs of others.

準備：Preparation

有創新意識，就不怕被淘汰：Creativity and Innovation help you survive in the workplace.

工作中沒有私人時間：There is no private time when you are working.

競爭：Competition

搬弄是非只會自損形象：Stop talking about people behind their backs.

相互競爭不如互助合作：Choose co-operation over competition.

草率：Sloppiness

掌握會議重點，提高工作效率：Make efficient use of meeting time.

提防忽然升溫的友情：Don't hurt anybody and protect yourself from being hurt.

合作：Co-operation

借力使力更有力：Defeat your opponents by utilising their own advantages.

緊緊抓牢自己的夢想：Be a committed person.

誠信：Honesty

就算不在意，也不能不注意：Although you may not care, you should be aware.

態度決定高度：Your attitude determines how successful you are.

自省：Introspection

不要強求老闆兌現承諾：Don't expect your boss to keep his promise.

顧客永遠正確：The customer is always right.

忍耐：Tolerance

工欲善其事，必先利其器：Improve your performance by sharpening the competitive edge.

承認犯錯，才有機會補救：Make a confession and take full responsibility.

嘲諷：Ridicule

掌握要訣，對症下藥：Find the right way.

欲速則不達：More haste, less speed.

行動：Action

批評別人不代表自己有實力：Criticising others dosen't make you better.

不要辜負別人的美意：Be open to suggestions.

頭腦：Brains

職位越高，責任越大：People in a higher position should take more responsibility.

凡事量力而為：Do what you are capable of.

行家：Expert

先思考，再行動：Think before you act.

職場如戰場：The workplace is a war zone.

優勢：Advantage

看場合穿適當衣服：Follow the dress code.

提高自我談吐能力：Develop your communication skills.

變通：Adaptability

時間：Time

實踐：Practice

●成功哲學：The Philosophy of Success

千萬不要低估你的對手：Never underestimate your opponent.

放棄：Let go

自吹自擂的人往往腦袋空空：Braggarts usually look silly.

聰明人懂得裝傻卻不真傻：You can pretend to be foolish but make sure you are no fool.

空想：Fantasy

為人處世，信守諾言：Keep your promise.

今天不做，明天就會後悔：Do it now.

恆心：Perseverance

沒主見的人成不了大事：A man of principle will always succeed.

用困難來茁壯自己：The road to happiness is paved with adversities.

恐懼：Fear

凡事皆有可能：Anything is possible.

珍惜每一次機會：Seizing every opportunity.

振作：Pull yourself together

隨時保持樂觀：Look on the bright side.

與其被動等待，不如主動出擊：Don't wait! Start now!

成功：Success

懂得選擇，學會放棄：Learn to let go.

識時務者為俊傑：Discretion is the better part of valour.

忘記：Forget

條條大路通羅馬：All roads lead to Rome.

逃避無法解決問題：Face your problem.

自卑：Inferiority complex

●生活哲學：The Philosophy of Life

家是最溫暖的避風港：The family provide the sweetest refuge.

健康：Health

有目標才有動力：Motivation comes from goal setting.

接受幫助並不丟臉：Don't be ashamed of asking for help.

知足：Content

培養良好的金錢觀念：Have the good financial sense.

不要吝嗇你的讚美：Be willing to shower compliments.

逞強：Pretending to be strong

我很重要：I am extremely important.

隨時保有危機意識：Be prepared at any time.

存在：Recognition

忙並不等於充實：Being busy doesn't necessarily bring a sense of fulfilment.

瞭解自己，展現自信：Understand yourself and show confidence.

改變：Change

頭腦清晰才是贏家：Keep calm and try not to panic.

珍惜每一分鐘：Time and tide wait for no man.

夢想：Hope

切勿熱心過了頭：Don't act beyond your ability.

別老抱怨為什麼：Stop complaining.

樂觀：Optimism