Are you trying to maintain a new and exciting relationship? You want to talk dirty to your man, but you don't know where or how to get started? Or, maybe, if you say the wrong thing, do you feel a little bit unsafe? Is your sex life a sluggish, boring, or even a dull routine? Is that familiar to you? This unique book HOW TO TALK DIRTY: A Book That Guides You During Sex Positions To Have A Better Excitement And To Use A Bad Language is for you if you say yes to all these questions. Don't let your partnership get boring, keep it interested, and keep the fire going. What you need to do is learn to spic it up by adding dirty sex. You like understanding what your partner wants to do or what you're going to do before you, women and men do it. Listening to the words that yell, shout, whisk or shriek increases emotions and can bring love to a new level. But dirty talk isn't as "easy" as it appears from people. Not just every word the sailors taught you is a matter of using. The senses are surp
In this fresh and playful board book, the kind crocodile leaves his pond to see the world. Animals are in danger out here! Here comes a terrified mouse, a frightened hog, an antelope. One by one they find shelter on Crocodile's long back, while his big teeth scare their enemies away.GRRR!Is there room for an enormous, frightened rhino? Yes! But a growling lion is too much. GRRR! And then the crocodile turns on his friends. GRRR! "Just joking!" says crocodile."Not kind!" say the friends. This funny board book from Leo Timmers, a New York Times Best Illustrated Book Award author, features his trademark detailed illustrations full of expression and a satisfying twist ending-will Crocodile turns on its friends? Of course not, the kind crocodile is just kid, leaving much to discuss about when a joke is not that funny. Kind Crocodile is a board book to enjoy again and again with a good message at its heart, about jokes that transgress the boundary of kindness.
Welcome to Kittyopolis! Where cats rule and science is cool! The fur-ociously funny, secret super-hero graphic novel series with serious cat-itdue, for fans of Dog Man and Bunny vs Monkey.'Funny, furry and fantastic!' - Judd Winick, Author of the Hilo seriesMax is just a regular cat in Kittyopolis, trying to make it big as a podcaster (Followers: 12) That is UNTIL he accidentally takes a bite of an RADIOACTIVE SPACE MEATBALL at his best friend, scientist Mindy's, SECRET LAB. Then before you can say MEOWZA, Max becomes...(drum roll!)...The CAT CRUSADER! Being a super hero is fun (Super strength? Check! Flying? YES!!!)--but not if you get so cocky, you forget your best friend! Will Max learn to listen? Will he and Mindy make up? And together, can Max and Mindy save Kittyopolis from the evil Agent M and BIG BOSS?! Find out in book 1, Max Meow: Cat Crusader-a laugh out loud, furr-ociously funny, action-packed new series filled with so many twists, turns, and terrific jokes it makes bad guy
Praise for Carrie Goes Off the Map: "Engaging...Ashley's charming prose makes the journey enjoyable."—Publishers Weekly "This tale has its own Bridget Jones–style appeal."—Booklist "Quirky and fun!"—R
From the author of The Best Medicine comes the latest Strictly Business novel—and this time, for one woman, finding the ideal man can be a pretty tall order…Magazine columnist Quinn Sawyer has always
